To The Jerk Who Stole My Bike

Goodbye, Bike

You suck. I hate you. I hope someone hits you with an SUV.

Nothing lethal — I mean, I’m not a d-bag who steals bikes or anything, but if a few of your bones get broken, I ain’t gonna lose any sleep over it.

Jerk.

2 Responses to “To The Jerk Who Stole My Bike”


  1. 1 kristen

    bummer dude. i remember some vandal tore the break and shifting cables, and broke the chains on my bike (which i still ride to this day) in high school. i feel the pain, but my pain doesn’t amount to yours (loss of bike)

  2. 2 DSD

    We all will face a Karma of sorts…
    Maybe this person will soon be facing theirs… and learn something from it…
    Sounds like it was a favorite piece of gear too! :(
    DSD

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