A small land-access drama is playing out in Utah right now, in the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument. A (very) long story short — the Paria Canyon area within the Monument had a town in the late 1800s, which had a half-dirt road, half-path through a canyon riverbed leading up to it. Off-Road Vehicle types used to use this old route while the Bureau of Land Management sat idly by. In 1996, President Clinton declared the area a National Monument, and officially closed Paria Canyon to motorized traffic. Bush got into office, and significantly relaxed environmental protections, allowing the off-roaders to tear through the canyon’s riverbed for 8 years. Obama got into office, and the now-effectual Secretary of the Interior decided to actually enforce the wilderness laws that would protect the route. The locals get mad and file a lawsuit, which does not go in their favor. The locals get mad and, egged on by their local Congressman, host a faux-teaparty style protest, leading a large group of ORV’s down the canyon in full-view of counter-protesters and BLM officials because, you know, America and freedom and the flag and stuff.
What they didn’t know was that that while they were tearing up the riverbed, people were busy taking pictures of all of the vehicles’ license plates, which were submitted to the U.S. District Attorney’s Office yesterday afternoon. Now they’re all upset because they might get in trouble, what with the flagrant violation of the law and overwhelming evidence.
ORV drivers claim the road belongs to the local government, and they have a right to travel on it in vehicles. Opponents say the ORV’s cause irreparable damage to the land, and they should stay on some of the 600 miles of road in the Monument that are authorized for vehicular traffic.
I don’t think you need to think very long to figure out where I stand on this issue.
Look, I know that someday down the road, I’m going to get old and my knees aren’t going to work as well as they used to, and I probably won’t be able to do epic backpacking trips anymore. I’m still going to want to get into nature to enjoy it, but you know what? I’m going to lighten my load and slow my pace. I will never, ever, ever be caught doing this:
Why? Because being out in nature has taught me to enjoy and respect it – not want to cut tire treds into it. And while I wouldn’t mind banning off-road vehicles from natural areas, I think it’s fine if you want to use them for now – as long as you stay in your designated areas. If you want to enjoy a natural area that hasn’t been tore up by off-roaders, get out from behind the wheel and take a hike, for crying out loud! Stop trying to just ride wherever you want, regardless of the law, and stop trying to get new roads built in National Parks, too.
Images by Wildlands CPR, who has a great set of pics from the illegal ride.
Thanks to John(“colorful language” alert) for sending in the story from Wonkette (another “colorful language” alert), and asking if Modern Hiker had an “F-U Section.”
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Good grief, and right-wing extremists call environmentalists “terrorists.” Here we have a bunch of fat extremists proclaiming that it’s their (literally) Christian-god-given right to fuck up and shit on every American’s pristine natural resources — land that ALL OF US OWN, not just fat piggy extremists — just because the notorious Bush regime allowed them to get away with shitting on the rest of us for 8 horrible years.
This makes me very angry! How dare they shit on every American citizen and fully expect to get away with it because they think crapping up our wilderness is some how their god-given right?!
There are places in the country where motorized vehicles are fully allowed, places set aside specifically for such fat disgusting fucks to shit all over themselves so that they’re not fouling the majority of Americans who consider the outdoors to be something to cherish, not shit on!
Such disreguard for the law, for the environment, and for the 380 million OTHER AMERICANS who own that land is so typical of Republicanism extremists.
Let’s hope that a bunch of them get cited and are ordered to perform community service picking up garbage along the highways and hiking trails in the area. Give those disgusting extremists some REAL exercise for a change while they’re afforded time off to think about what being an American is really about: Being responsible and not abusing one’s freedoms!
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Hard to imagine a group so egotistical that they flaunt common courtesy not to mention the law. Here, near the San Gabriel Valley, just east of Los Angeles, off road enthusiasts go to an area controlled by the US Forest Service for their off road fun. I don’t understand the thrill, but at least their damage is contained in a yearly flooded river bottom.
Of course we volunteer trailbuilders and maintainers see evidence of this kind of behavior when we go out to work in our public lands. Graffiti, trash, fires, ignoring the rules of outdoor behavior are commonplace here. The only way we press on is with the thinking that this attitude is the exception.
Hope these folks riding their destructive machines are confronted. Just having these off road vehicles on the same road as folks just trying to have a quiet experience in nature is disgusting especially in light of the fact that so many legal miles are available. I hope someone cleaned up all the trash they left. Ben White
Just discovered your blog (Hollywood local here), and it’s instantly made my list of favorite sites. Excellent work you’ve done. As for the ORV folks, I notice that all of them appear to be significantly overweight. Perhaps if they got off their fat asses and actually perambulated through the canyons they’re destroying, they’d gain a greater appreciation for what we’re all trying to protect, and improve their health at the same time. I’m guessing that’ll never happen, though.
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